What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Steel blue text reads "W

Steel blue text reads "W

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words

Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Steel blue text reads "WNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.