Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white hand-lettered script reads

Distressed white hand-lettered script reads "Your Mom's" above a vintage 1950s-style line art illustration of a smiling woman with curled hair beside a steaming coffee cup on a saucer

and the dream of instant wealth without the hassle of drilling permits

Bold coral-red block text below reads "EARP'28

lounging at home

Bold serif text reads "MEMORIAL" above "GAMBLING CASINO" and "FOR THE INSANE" in smaller capitals

Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white hand-lettered script readsOrnaments hanging that low on a branch are doing exactly what the designer intended, and everybody at the holiday party knows it. The stars scattered around are just there to give your grandmother plausible deniability. The Details: Bold red retro text reads "Balls Deep" above a green pine branch illustration with two distressed red ornament balls hanging from it. Red text reads "in Christmas Spirit" to the right of the ornaments, surrounded by