Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Hollywood dealmakers and neighborhood regulars

Hollywood dealmakers and neighborhood regulars shared the same dining room

Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE-5" across the top

Gustave's concierge brotherhood runs tighter than any intelligence agency with better manners

Arched distressed cream text reads "EL RENO

Inspired by Fast & Furious

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Hollywood dealmakers and neighborhood regularsTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text