Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt springfield A vintage comic-style illustration depicts

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

These stores existed between 1917 and 1995

Before the Giants ever arrived from New York

Later expanding to Sherman Oaks

Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew-inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top

Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt springfield A vintage comic-style illustration depictsReason has never once entered Pee wee's zip code, but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity. Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved white retro hand lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait, reading "SHHHH! I'M LISTENING TO REASON." Below the text arc, a halftone portrait of Pee wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his