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Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars

Shouting "Free Bird" at a concert stopped being a song request in 1983 and became the mating call of every guy in cargo shorts holding a warm beer

Arched distressed white block text reads "WALNUT GROWERS" above a vintage cartoon walnut character in golden-tan ink

" with "New York" and "Since 1954" at the bottom

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