John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Golden silhouette of a camel

Golden silhouette of a camel in profile faces right above large serif text reading "TANGIERS" in golden-yellow ink

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

" and curved white text at the bottom reads "THAT'S THE TICKET

yellow eyes and pure psychological terror

sunglassed face rises above mountain peak silhouettes

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Golden silhouette of a camelRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text