The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Lincoln dropping life advice at

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

Chunky white retro block text reads "I WANT TO HEAR SOME" across the top

A flat-roofed building with starburst facade details and a parked car sits below

A distressed illustration depicts an erupting volcano with red plume clouds

" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above a small white home plate icon

The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Lincoln dropping life advice atJesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together. December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup. The Details: Golden yellow blackletter text reads "The Boys Are Back In Town!" with white Gothic style text below reading "Merry Christmas!" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus