I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather surrounded by scattered white snow

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Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

Arched distressed white block text reads "SPICOLI" above a vintage television illustration with rabbit ear antennas

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Beggar's Canyon tourism brochures conveniently omit the Tusken Raiders and the fact that your only entertainment is buzzing womp rats in a T-16

I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather surrounded by scattered white snowClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker