Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL A two-color mid-century architectural illustration

A two-color mid-century architectural illustration in black and red depicts the bowling alley with angular roofline

Dropping your G's before noon is just commitment to the bit

flanked by geometric rectangular shapes

Baseball wasn't entertainment in Saint Joseph

Bald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned

Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL A two-color mid-century architectural illustrationDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels